Saturday, 21 February 2009

Charlie Brooker

On James Murdoch:

James knows a thing or two about horror households: he's the son of Rupert Murdoch, which makes him the closest thing the media has to Damien from The Omen.

That's a fatuous comparison, obviously. Damien Thorn, offspring of Satan, was educated at Yale before inheriting a global business conglomerate at a shockingly young age and using it to hypnotise millions in a demonic bid to hasten Armageddon. James Murdoch's story is quite different. He went to Harvard.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

On the old Access ads from the 80s:

The greatest comedy pairing since Dastardly and Hitler

On Jeremy Kyle:

His show has only been on air since 2005, but Jeremy Kyle has been with us since the dawn of time

Can I ask you a question? Does Jeremy Kyle get up in the morning, or does he just slither out of a haunted mirror?

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