James knows a thing or two about horror households: he's the son of Rupert Murdoch, which makes him the closest thing the media has to Damien from The Omen.
That's a fatuous comparison, obviously. Damien Thorn, offspring of Satan, was educated at Yale before inheriting a global business conglomerate at a shockingly young age and using it to hypnotise millions in a demonic bid to hasten Armageddon. James Murdoch's story is quite different. He went to Harvard.
We are aware of all internet traditions.
On the old Access ads from the 80s:
The greatest comedy pairing since Dastardly and Hitler
On Jeremy Kyle:
His show has only been on air since 2005, but Jeremy Kyle has been with us since the dawn of time
Can I ask you a question? Does Jeremy Kyle get up in the morning, or does he just slither out of a haunted mirror?