Family Guy

Forecast for tomorrow - a slight sprinkling of genius with a chance of doom!

Stewie Griffin

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I hate sand. It's just tiny rocks.

Joel Barish

Daria Morgendorffer

There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life, that cannot be improved with pizza.

Invader Zim

Tuna? Tuna is worth nothing.

Zim

Janet Downey

On Leibniz:

I haven't got past monads yet. They sound like shy secondary genital adornments.