Buffy

Willow: Is it me, or is the school paper getting kind of depressing lately?
Oz: I dunno, I usually skip straight to the obits.

Buffy: You want credit for not feeding off bleeding disaster victims?
Spike: Well... yeah.
Buffy: You're disgusting.
Spike: (exasperated) What's it take?

Giles: It's the apocalypse.
Xander, Willow, Buffy (in unison, slightly annoyed): Again?

Buffy: mausoleums: big freaky cereal boxes of death.